I guess you could say it was… Taylor-made to fail.
I guess you could say… it got pegged.
I guess… it stunk its battleship.
I guess it’s just another victim… of movie piracy.
I guess it was a real… piece of ship.
I guess… they didn’t know what to do with a drunken sailor.
I guess audiences just aren’t interested in… naval gazing.
I guess nobody wanted to… sea it.
I guess you could say it was… savagely pummeled in a car by its R&B superstar boyfriend.
I guess they hit… the poop deck.
I guess… making a movie out a board game was a stupid fucking idea.
I guess these puns have made me… seasick.